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LADIES AND THOSE CHIHUAHUAS, LASSA APSOS AND OTHER LITTLE DOGS

We know for sure that this expose would raise a lot of dust and cause much outrageous hoopla. But we owe to you the readers, especially our loyal readers that loyalty to pass across in a fun way, some of those absurdities we hear in our daily snooping around so as to get you those gists that would continually titillate you and entertain you also. Some of the informations are gist that are discussed in hush-hush tones that we chanced across.

It is deliberate on our part not to write so much about the hard news- there are too many depressing things already happening around us and they are already in the newspapers, magazines and many other online platforms, while we don’t want to join them, we also don’t want to add to the depression already pervading the atmosphere. It’s already extremely hard by itself to extract humour from hard news and we always go the extra mile to make that happen. There are many platforms doing the hard news as that’s their strength and so if that’s the kind of news you want to read, you have a choice…….

We were with a couple of people and the above subject matter cripped in and a lady then mentioned about those cute little dogs that many young ladies are buying now like it’s the new fad. You know those hairy little dogs like the lassa apsos, chihuahuas etc those cute little beautiful breeds of dogs.

The way it is many are joining the bandwagon to have such as pets and carry such cuties as arm candies, it adds to the whole package or so it all seem. Dress up casually, wearing the whole designer ensemble in an intimidating manner, carry your designer bag and then the dog too. But alas, someone whispered into our ears that those little doggies do far more than what we think, apparently they help their owners in doing the “lap of honour”, did you in anyway get what we are saying?

That those cuties, gorgeous cuties at that, help in “keeping their owners “carpets” sparkling clean”! Need we say more? Those lassas, chihuahuas etc are munching champions who can give heads like no other, with those their long, pink πŸ‘… tongues (yukky). Absurd? Yes strange things happens that are always too strange to be True! But that’s it for you.

Happy 1 day holiday! 

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    • There is nothing I won't read! Dogs kwa! All these low profile chicks be forming high class! Poodles, Chihuahuas, pit bull, German Shepherd etc are expensive to keep! Notice me or I die! Rubbish!

  • Why does love hurt???? I'm hurting! I want to end it all! Why can't I be happy for once! God! Why do you hate me so much! Why did you open my eyes and heart to love? Why? My girl isn't coming to Nigeria! I'm going crazy! I can't eat, can't smoke! Just want her by my side! She doesn't even know I have deep feelings for her! Do I make a trip and surprise her! But she's married! God! Just take my life now! Papers will read, " Big boy commits suicide! God! I promise to be good if you make my dream come through! I can't wait till next year! I can't! I'm going to sulk all day! Work can fuck itself! I'm done!

    • Awwwww! Please don't take your life! God loves you more than you know! It's a good thing to be in love but remember your lady friend is married! The girl must be truly pleasant to capture your heart! We have ladies who are pleasant here too and single! I know what it means to be in love so I understand where you are coming from! Please don't end it all. God loves you .

    • Anon 10:30am! What happened? Your girlfriend won't be coming to Nigeria! No problem! I'm here oooo! Don't kill yourself oooo! Let us hook up, abi! I'm a fine girl too! Chai!Wish I'm the girl

    • Big boy in love! You're going to end it all for a chick that doesn't know that you luv her, a married chick? Wow! Tell her first that you have deep feelings for her and hear what she has says! She might not love you back that way ! She might be in love with her hubby or in love with someone else! So does it worth ending your life?

    • Anonymous in love! What if your girl finally comes next year as you say and start fucking someone else and not you? My guy! Think this thru ooooo! The girl might be loving someone else as I type besides her husband! You think that a woman of that good qualities will have only you as a boyfriend? There might be other guys out there planning to have her as well so my guy! Think it thru ooooo!

    • I don't want to sound mean but I will suggest that you make that trip and surprise her! I'm sure when the chick was here and single, you never had the boldness to confess love to her! Now that she's happily married, you suddenly remembered her! Men eh! Rubbish! Hang your dick there!

    • I have noticed a trend in some big boys lately! Most of these so called" Big boys" are beginning to prefer married chicks! Hmmmmmmm! It's not fair oooooo! Luv us too nah! Married Chicks be chopping hubby and fine big boys! Lucky girl though! Wish we could trade places! Hasn't seen dick for 8months now! Hmmmmmmmmm!Aloba! Open a post for single and seriously searching! Please.

    • The funny thing about this lover boy is , he might be someone everyone knows! He appears gentle, snobbish, looking well oiled yet he cries at night for the love of his life! This life! You can't have it all.

    • This guy again??????? Nawao! Some men can love sha! I have this bad feeling that the girl in question might not love him back if he ever tells her or she is in love with her hubby or might be crushing over someone else! Such things happen! How far with the gifts you got her? Send the gifts to me and I'll pray for you! Which country is the chick residing? It will not pass USA or Canada! Because if it was UK, my guy go don go there sharp sharp! Lucky girl Sha!

    • Anon 4:32! You have not seen dick for the past 8months, okay! Let's hook up but nothing attached! Just straight up smashing! You game?

  • Wait a minute! So after been licked by their pets, they take their " power house to their different boyfriends for oral sex! Why won't STD and STI be popular ? Eh? Tell me? Is the Bible not against man sleeping with animals?

  • Yuck! 🀒, I've heard this before. I can't trust anyone carrying a little dog around, this world has really gone to hell.πŸ™„

  • Aloba! Please come under anonymous and drop their names! I'm just tired! I need to get that kit for testing of infection before I fuck! Can't trust condoms anymore! My dick keeps tearing them! Yeah! I got a big dick! Go figure!

  • Wonderment!!!holy moses.I pray they don't get infected or bitten by their so called pets.the world has ended already.

    Bee

  • Ohhhhh… This just got into Lagos. It reigned years back in PH, especially those that just returned from Italy/Spain and those who went "far" with white oil workers. Only difference is they didn't go about with their dogs, dogs were left at home.

    I just remembered TM and her dog, or did I take tequila!

  • Well…., there's one "hanty" that does exercise with her dog by her pool side on ig. Perhaps she's one of them??πŸ‘€πŸ€”. β˜•οΈ, anyone?πŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈ

  • Those days at Bobbeys saloon, they would come with their dogs and the dogs starts getting wild once it’s see it’s owner in mini skirt. Next is to dive for the pussy!!! What they do at home. Then owner gets embarrassed and says β€˜stop o stop being naughty β€˜ Cog has sucked pussy juice tire. This world is coming to an end.

  • By the way where is ene lawani, saw a picture of her yesterday and I love her fashion sense. Is she now married to mr john?

  • @Palesa, I have also heard this before but this was about a Caucasian lady in London. This is straight up bestiality. Double yuck. TM was rumoured to have carpet munched NO of the MGBN fame many years ago (or NO carpet munched TM.) What gives?h

    Liar @Can't trust condoms anymore!
    Go and buy XXXL condoms. Yes they have for all size and it doesn't rip. Meanwhile, guys who have big dicks don't brag about it. It's the women who are known to brag about sizes of dicks they have tasted.

  • I'm claustrophobic ! Thank you Lord! I can now fly! Just found out that all international aircraft windows located at the cock pit can come down manually! The two small windows by each side located at the cock pit! Phew! I'm calm now! It is meant for the pilots to escape in terms of near death confrontation!

  • Exactly…what if it bites them out of ecstasy? Animals can go wild at anytime, human beings can't be totally controlled talkless of animals.

    Aside biting, terrible spiritual implications. No religion even my own traditional religion doesn't support sleeping with animals.

    And now we say they've marital issues. Hmmmm…

  • Lovecharm please can you put more light on this topic for me. Please is there solution to these situation, you know what is called 'AJE' Glory abi in yoruba. Am told I need to take it back from someone who stole part of it from me some years ago, since then my eneny have notice slow pace in life or chances of getting th8ngs quick like before.please is there a solution to recover my 'Glory AJE" back to my life , so I can prosper like before. Am told my glory is bigger than what I have now. Please any help, things are too slow for my enemy oo. I now use economy class to travel, even raised the money from helpers ni. I use to give give and care for many before things get better not worse . Please explain and help. Thanks as I wait your reply my brother. I live in lagos sha.

    • I'm a woman, a married woman with kids. Not your brother…lol.

      I understand your situation perfectly. Aje is wealth or inborn good luck. Yes it can be snatched especially through sex or food or clothings. Don't be sad you can get it back and your life will be better again.

      I live in Lagos as well but not around now. Send me an email, let's get personal. It's well with you.

    • Go and look for who will do "irapada" for you. But come o, how can you seat and someone will take your glory? Na wah! You were too careless and then again it might just be a phase you are passing through. Someone like me, no one can work for me, I'll just spoil that person's power. So now I know my help comes from The Almighty, I go on my knees and pray every night and that does it for me. May God see you through.πŸ™πŸ½

    • Go and look for who will do "irapada" for you. But come o, how can you seat and someone will take your glory? Na wah! You were too careless and then again it might just be a phase you are passing through. Someone like me, no one can work for me, I'll just spoil that person's power. So now I know my help comes from The Almighty, I go on my knees and pray every night and that does it for me. May God see you through.πŸ™πŸ½

  • Thank you lovecharm for your swift reply, madam I never knew you is a babe with kids ooo.thought you is a guy ni. (Jenifa voice) adupe oo to God be the glory, thats good news for me, this same mail? Or can you send another? Thank you madam.

  • Anony 11:21 @bad govt? May be part of it, but bad govt omotola get aje na and folorunsho alakija and other women that their wealth is always comes by GRACE. Grace of God works for me no matter the govt situation, anony I know when something is wrong. Thanks@ anony @palesa . God will restore my glory back to my life and he will also preserve it for me amen.

  • Anony 11:21 @bad govt? May be part of it, but bad govt omotola get aje na and folorunsho alakija and other women that their wealth is always comes by GRACE. Grace of God works for me no matter the govt situation, anony I know when something is wrong. Thanks@ anony @palesa . God will restore my glory back to my life and he will also preserve it for me amen.